Leopard's Kidneys Jim's past jobs may include goat herding in Nepal, giving swimming lessons to a Monacan princess, and testing elastic in a bra factory. Or we may have made this up. FunCons Attended Incon I: Inconsequential Incon II: Inconceivable Incon V: Inconsistent Year of the Wombat Lazlar Lyricon II Aliens Stole My Handbag Damn Fine Con The Final Dangercon They Came and Shaved Us Convivial Brentcon Year of the Teledu Zombiecon Lazlar Lyricon III